Hell yeah, it’s Friday!

Posted on May 24, 2013 by

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This has been a trying week. I spent a good bit of time looking for a car, and think that I’ve found one. I’m working on finalizing some of the arrangements for a second tour of the house that I want to buy, which should happen early next week. And I’m working on getting a few major things done for a couple of my projects at work. All in all, there’s been a lot to do.

But it’s Friday. I survived another week. I think that merits a feeling of accomplishment. Now I get to spend my weekend doing some fun stuff. Swimming, some woodworking, a bit of wargaming, and maybe even some brewing, if I can manage it. It’s been waaaay too long since I brewed anything. I’m getting antsy.

Well, I think that’s all for today. You have yourselves a great weekend, dear readers. I’ll catch ya on the flip side.

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House Hunt Round 1: Not Everything is Terrible (But Neither is Everything Great)

Posted on May 22, 2013 by

Yesterday I took some time to rant a bit about the house-hunting process, and to warn anyone out there who’s looking to make sure you take everything you see with a grain of salt. With that said, I also have to say that it’s nowhere near as terrible as it sounded yesterday.

The second house that we went to see was quite a bit nicer than the first. It was well-kept, had a nice yard with a small garden patch and well-manicured lawn, and was in a nice neighborhood. It was also a cape, which made my girlfriend very happy. She likes capes a lot for some reason. I lived in one for a couple years, so I don’t mind the style at all, which is why we went to look at it. After the travesty of the first house we stopped at, this one was very encouraging, at least from the outside. The inside, however, left some things to be desired. Not because of the condition, but because of the layout.

The house was built in the 1940′s. The front door opened immediately into the living room (which did have a fireplace, to its credit), with the stairs going up immediately in front. This led back to the eat-in kitchen (no dining room), as well as a hallway going to the two first floor bedrooms and first floor full bath. Upstairs, the two bedrooms were absolutely massive, going the full width of the house, with a full bath in between.

Thus far through the tour, I had been somewhat ambivalent about the house. It certainly was in nice shape, but the layout was a bit dated, there wasn’t much room to entertain guests, and the whole downstairs felt kind of small.

Then there was the basement.

I like basements. They make me happy. I have no problem disappearing into the basement of a house for five or six hours at a stretch to work on a project at my workbench, play board games around a dimly-lit table, or just sit back with a few friends and toss back some pints. But I like to be able to do all that without worrying if I’m going to hit my head when I stand up. This basement would not have allowed for that. While it did cover the whole of the footprint of the house, it was barely 6’6″ (2 m). I’m 6’3″ (1.9 m). I would have been constantly hunched over, trying not to hit my head. I actually *did* hit my head once on some low-hanging pipes while we were looking around the basement. That pretty much sealed the deal that we were not going to consider this house any further.

All things considered, it was a nice enough house, just not one that I could see myself living in and enjoying. I wasn’t discouraged, though. There were still other houses to see, and plenty of time to see them. I’ll tell you a bit about the next round tomorrow, including the house that I hope (very much so) to make my own.

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House Hunting Horrors: “Minor TLC” Is A Relative Appraisal

Posted on May 21, 2013 by

Ladies and gentlemen, I want to put forward a motion to all the real estate agents of the world. There is such a thing as “minor TLC,” sure. I can believe that. It includes things like interior paint or trim, maybe some new drywall in a couple of places. It might also include needing new carpets or hardwood floors that need refinishing. I might even accept some exterior work being needed. Paint chips and fades, decks need occasional refinishing, patios and driveways crack. Any of these things, assuming it’s something that one can do oneself in a weekend or two, I would accept as “minor TLC.” Even a combination of several of these might still count as “minor TLC,” if the sum total is still a manageable amount of labor.

HOWEVER!

A major roof leak is NOT “minor TLC.”

All the upstairs interior doors needing to be replaced, along with major upstairs electrical work, is NOT “minor TLC.”

The ENTIRE deck needing to be sandblasted and refinished, and possibly most of the structure replaced, is NOT “minor TLC.”

And that was just the first house I went to look at.

Now, in fairness, this was a house that I had found, and not one my realtor found for me. He’s been very good at finding places to look at, and always has some very insightful observations about whichever house we’re looking at. After that first house, it’s been mostly uphill.

I think I’ll have to leave the story of what’s happened since to another post. Just thinking about that first house has got me all tweaked out. Or maybe that’s the coffee. Who knows.

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Oh, man…It’s like I’m a grown-up or something…

Posted on April 27, 2013 by

Today is a big day. Today is Serious Business. Today is my first big step into the world of being an adult in quite awhile. Y’know, since I got a college degree, got a grown-up job as an engineer, and moved out of my parents’ house.

Today…I’m going house-hunting.

What this actually means is that I’m going to be driving around New Castle County with my girlfriend and my realtor touring 3 different houses that both my realtor and I have picked out. Maybe I’ll put in an offer on one of them, maybe I won’t. The point is, at some point in the very near future, I’m going to own my own house.

Let’s stop and think about that.

That’s a big step. That’s huge. It’s actually kind of scary when you think about it. I won’t have a landlord to call when something goes wrong. It’ll be up to me to either fix it, replace it, or deal with whatever’s broken however I can. I’ll have to shell out my own money to do that, not let someone else take care of it.

On the other hand, I’m going to be able to paint it however I please. I can build bookshelves into the walls. I can put up wainscot, molding, and whatever other sort of outlandish decorations I please.

I can walk around naked at two in the afternoon and not worry about offending my roommates.

All of these things, and more, are what I have to look forward to. It’s a mix of good and bad, but mostly good, I hope. It’s going to be an adventure, that’s for certain. I’ll be taking a lot of notes, and a lot of pictures, to help in the decision. I might even put some up here.

Well, time to get ready. Here we go.

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I think I may have a problem…

Posted on April 25, 2013 by
Field Notes notebooks...so many notebooks...

Oh, gods, they’re multiplying!

Friends, I think it’s safe to say I may have gone a little bit overboard since last we spoke. All of those notebooks in that picture? Yeah…I own them. And in the case of the orange (Expedition) one, I bought three packs of them. They’re too cool not to buy all of those!

Okay, let me back up and explain. Field Notes (
http://www.fieldnotesbrand.com
) is a small, independent manufacturing company with their distribution offices in Chicago. They make notebooks. Not big, massive ones that you can write a whole novel in. No. These are small, 48-page, pocket-sized notebooks, perfect for your jeans pocket or shirt pocket (or lab coat!). They all have a little ruler on the inside back cover, for added convenience. They’re also well-made, with high-quality paper that (so far) takes ink really, really well.

I hear you saying to yourself, “But Josh, I could go to Generic Office Supply Store down the road and get something similar for a lot less than the three bucks a notebook that you’re paying! You’re a cheapskate! WHY YOU PAY SO MUCH?!?!”

I’ll tell you why: Because I’m an obsessive nerd.

Seriously. That’s why. Every so often (about 5-6 times a year) they put out a limited edition variant (the standard is a rough brown cover with black ink) that usually sells out within a month or so. Some of them last longer than others, like the US Crops edition or the myriad “County Fair” covers. My personal favorite so far? The “Expedition.” Bright, neon orange on the front and inside cover, black on the back, with a map of Antarctica ghost-printed on the outer cover. The neatest part? It’s not actually made of paper. It’s plastic. Specifically, it’s extruded polyethylene. This means that you can drop it in water and all that little notebook will do is laugh. It will mock that water like it’s nothing. Rain? Sleet? Hail? Seawater? Most chemicals? This notebook scorns them all. For me, as a chemical engineer who spends a lot of time in the lab at work, that’s amazing. It’s also amazing for going on hikes and writing stuff down. Doesn’t matter what the weather is, my notes will be fine.

There, you see? I just spent a whole paragraph talking about why a notebook is awesome. I’m a huge nerd. But it’s ok, because I write about stuff with my nerdiness to help you fine people find awesome things to use. That’s cool, right?

Right?

Damn right.

In all seriousness, though, I have no problem paying a few bucks more for something that’s going to last longer and serve me better than a cheaper alternative. This goes for all tools, from my woodturning equipment to my notebooks and pens.

Speaking of pens…In my last order, I got a nifty little Field Notes click pen. This is awesome. My only complaint is that it’s a right-handed pen, and I’m a southpaw. So Field Notes, if you happen to read this, do the 10% of the population that’s actually in their right minds a favor and make a few left-handed pens and notebooks! We lefties dig the hell outta that sort of thing. :)

PS: You can tell if a pen/pencil is for left-handed folks if the writing is right-side up when you hold it in your left hand. If it’s upside-down, you’ve got a boring old right-hander’s pen.

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Pumpkins and comics and beer, oh my!

Posted on September 18, 2012 by

It’s been an exciting week and a half here in Delaware. Last weekend (the 9th) I had the supreme pleasure of brewing ten gallons of one of my favorite recipes, Vlad the Impairer. This past weekend (the 15th) I had the also supreme pleasure of going down to Bethesda, MD to the Small Press Expo to see my good friend Amanda and spend far too much money on some excellent indie comics.

First: BEER!

The pumpkin beer for this year is looking quite spectacular. The actual brewing went with nary a hitch, save for a single boil-over. I was very lucky to have the help of some very good friends of mine, which always makes the brewing easier. It also makes the drinking easier, seeing as there’s people to share the booze with! We were able to get ten gallons of Vlad brewed up and into carboys before midnight, and I pitched the yeast the next morning. I’m expecting this beer to be about on par with last year, right around 10% ABV and deliciously sweet.

Right now it’s in primary fermentation. I’m going to be letting it sit until the first weekend of October, then racking it to secondary and adding the spices (no mace this year!), maple syrup, and brown sugar. Then it’ll sit in secondary for another 2-3 weeks before I blend the two batches together (to make them taste identical) and put them in kegs. Then it’s a week in the kegs under pressure to carbonate before putting them in the cold box under my bar. Then, the night of our Halloween party, we serve them.

Excitement doesn’t even BEGIN to describe how I’m feeling about this right now. :D

Second: COMICS!

This past weekend was Small Press Expo. This is an independent publishing and comics convention that happens the second weekend of September in Bethesday, MD. My good friend Amanda comes down from Maine every year to promote her comic and take comissions for artwork (she’s wicked awesome at drawing D&D characters. Just sayin’). I also was pretty psyched to see a few more of my favorite comics authors there: Jon Rosenberg of Goats/Scenes From a Multiverse, Aaron Diaz of Dresden Codak, and Jaime Noguchi of Yellow Peril.

I also noticed as I was wandering past the Topatoco booth that Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content was there signing books. Now, I’ll be perfectly honest, I’d never read any of QC before. I have a bunch of friends who do, and my girlfriend has been attempting to get me to read it for longer than we’ve been dating (long story, don’t ask). Seeing that he was there, I figured it’d be a good idea to get her a signed copy of the first book.

So I did.

But that’s not the interesting part. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Jeph was a cool dude and was perfectly happy to sign the book and put a drawing of Pintsize (a tiny, misanthropic, and psychotic robot character from the comic) on the title page for my girlfriend. That was awesome of him, and Katie’s squee when I showed her the book later that night was probably audible from space. The interesting part was the next evening while we were hanging out. Katie was doing her schoolwork and I was just chilling out with her when I decided to start reading the book myself. See, I’m the sort of person where if I have a book in my hands and some spare time I find it ridiculously hard to not read it. It doesn’t matter what the book is, I’ll read most things.

I finished the book in two hours. 300 comics. I then proceeded to read the next 1900+ comics in the archives on line in 3 days. I actually just finished it today. I may or may not have been up until 3AM last night reading Questionable Content, and may or may not have been reading it at work when I should have been getting some technical documentation done (if my boss is reading this, or anyone else from where I work, don’t worry. I got all of my deliverables for today completed, so ha!).

This comic is fucking amazing. I could not stop laughing the entire time I was reading it. Even the emotionally heavy parts (and trust me, there are a LOT of those. Jeph is really good at writing the drama) only stopped me from laughing for a brief few minutes. I actually cared about the characters. There are no one-dimensional characters and they’re all very believable. I’m not going to spoil any of the story here. I suggest you all go and start reading it from the beginning. It’s awesome, and well-worth the time.

Anyway, I’ve blathered enough about comics and beer. It’s getting late here on the East Coast, and I was up waaaay too late last night. I’m going to go get some sleep. See you all on the flip side, and, as always, happy brewing!

Skål!

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There’s a crispness in the morning air today.

Posted on September 7, 2012 by

It’s that time of year again.

The leaves have started to turn ever-so-slightly brown, the geese are beginning to muster for their annual flight south, and the second corn crop is about ready to be hauled in.

Most importantly, the pumpkin harvest is about to begin.

I just went to the brew store last night on my way home from work and dropped $120 on ingredients to make two batches of my pumpkin spice ale. I still need to acquire some pumpkin pureé and make sure I have all the spices, but this weekend shall be filled with beer making. I’m going to be making a few changes this year to the recipe, however.

First, I’m going to have some help brewing (Yes, I know this isn’t really a change per se. Quiet, you). A friend of mine has expressed interest in learning to brew, and my cousin who lives in the area will be helping as well. With any luck this will enable us to get two batches made in the time it normally takes me to do one by myself.

Second, I’m going to be changing the recipe up a bit. Nothing major, like changing the malt bill or hop schedule, just a slight change to the spices I put in the secondary fermenter. After a few of my friends complained about the amount of mace I had put into it last year, I’m going to eliminate that particular spice entirely. There’s only a tiny amount of it anyways, but I know a few people who are sensitive to it. So sensitive, in fact, that it apparently ruined their Halloween experiences at my house. Since, I’d rather not have my beer making people throw up in the backyard, this is an easy change to make.

Third, I’m using a combination of both British and American hops. This was done out of necessity, as the brew store only had 3 ounces of American Goldings hops. So I’m adding in an ounce of UK East Kent Goldings. However, to prevent there from being too much difference between the two batches, I’m going to do something I’ve never done before, something that will improve the quality of the beer overall.

I’m going to blend the two batches after they ferment.

I know, right? Crazy talk. But it’s something that big craft brewers do all the time. It improves batch-to-batch consistency, helps to smooth out imperfections in the beer (most of the time, anyways) and generally gives you a better product. Heck, some beers out there are blends by design. Newcastle Brown Ale (a delicious beer) is actually a blend of two completely different beers: A dark, aged, brown ale, and a younger pale ale. This is something that will improve my beer and enhance the enjoyment I get from it, and that’s really what brewing your own beer is all about, after all. You want to make something delicious that you and your friends can enjoy.

I’m going to be posting about how the brew day itself actually went next week, as well as keeping you all up to date on how the fermentation progresses over the next month and half until Halloween. I’ll be putting a few pictures up on Twitter (@tworavensbrew) of the brewing process, as well as of the batch during fermentation. I’ll put up another post sometime in early October when it gets moved to secondary, and again when the blending and kegging happens, just before Halloween. I have two other beers I need to brew up for the fall season (or maybe a beer and another batch of cider…mmmm…cider…), so there will be a flurry of posts in the next few weeks! Hooray, posts!  Hooray, beer!

 With that, I bid you all a good day, and happy brewing.

Skål!

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